<My jeans feel a bit tighter today.

~Beware of Darkness....~

~I adore George Harrison!~

<Not feeling guilty at all about keeping the couch warm today!!

is getting ready for a three hour drive home, and then having to work at 6:00 a.m.

"...but Mommy...."

"Did you just call me a Butt Mommy?"

< is infuriated with the water company.

****
kels

I hear Mariachi static on my radio/And the tubes, they glow in the dark...

<is infuriated with the water company.

BOIL THAT WATER DOWN, SNOT!

~Beware of Darkness....~

~I adore George Harrison!~

<is getting ready to go to another Thanksgiving dinner tonight...ugh...better wear my fat pants.

Run with me wherever I go. Just play dumb, whatever you know...

<IS wearing her FAT PANTS.

(Today, haven't consumed more than 400 calories. Might not eat for a week. )

~Beware of Darkness....~

~I adore George Harrison!~

<is tired and has been munchin on Tums all day! (lil nel, 1000 calories is normal for a day!lol)

~Somethin' inside you is feelin' like I do, we've said all there is to say~
ROCK ON AND PEACE TO ALL

[QUOTE]Originally posted by TomPettyRoxxx:
<is tired and has been munchin on Tums all day! (lil nel, 1000 calories is normal for a day!lol)

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Owwwww! Pepsid AC and Tums for me today. Tums work much better. 1000 calories? OWWWWW! My belly won't hold that many!

~Beware of Darkness....~

~I adore George Harrison!~

< Had her handwriting analyzed today by a professional Handwriting Specialist (Graphologist) with some VERY interesting insights to my personality.

"I'm clean and fairly sober"

<is posting on here, & talking sick w/ bro in law on msn right now
{he's the one who sends me the sick jokes }
oh when i say sick, i mean in the head, but he's a sweetheart

"look mommy,the rhino's getting too close to the car".....
"him too afraid to get out, he's just a little guy".....
tommy boy

<has bad shopping karma

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Happy Happy Sushi

< is loving life

"I think Buddha said something like, "Only love conquers hate." It's so true. People will say, "Oh, you're a cockeyed optimist." But if we had more cockeyed optimists, we'd be in a better place."

< Is kinda drunk... and is going to sleep... alright for now

< is drunk too!

"I think Buddha said something like, "Only love conquers hate." It's so true. People will say, "Oh, you're a cockeyed optimist." But if we had more cockeyed optimists, we'd be in a better place."

< is thinking “darn... it’s 4.10 in the morning and we’re so totally out of Four Roses....”

< would love to share my crown royal with shelter.

"I think Buddha said something like, "Only love conquers hate." It's so true. People will say, "Oh, you're a cockeyed optimist." But if we had more cockeyed optimists, we'd be in a better place."

<Did someone say 'Four Roses'? I thought only my Irish relatives drank that. (actually, i always suspected they were making that shit in their bath tub!)

~Beware of Darkness....~

~I adore George Harrison!~

< spent $100 on Partylite candles.... and booked a party in January, anyone want to come?

"...but Mommy...."

"Did you just call me a Butt Mommy?"

< Is drinking Wolf Blass Yellow label red wine

"I'm clean and fairly sober"